Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?………

January 18, 2007 at 11:48 am 2 comments

use Techno vocabulary. It can be called the “Buzzword” writing method.
It  is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced       0. Management      0. contingency
1. total             1. Organization      1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated     2. reciprocal           2. projection
3. compatible    3. monitored          3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital               4. concept
5. optimal        5. modular             5. programming
6. responsive    6. transitional        6. mobility
7. functional     7. Incremental        7. capability
8. parallel        8. third-generation  8. flexibility
9. systemized   9. policy                9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 357: “integrated modular capability”. Don’t
worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it  won’t  mean anything to
anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re  just  smarter than they
are so they won’t say anything!! ..

You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve
“optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think  of  an
“integrated monitored projection” (232) ……………  ๐Ÿ˜‰

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bala  |  January 18, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    its really kool…
    Let me try it today itself… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • 2. Deepkamal  |  May 16, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    i bowled few of these 3 digit combination, my clients were totally impressed,
    its a phenomenon i guess

    Confuse ’em , Impress ’em
    is that your own creation, YOU ROCK


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