Words Women Use

December 29, 2006 at 1:30 pm 5 comments

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Smoky Wallace  |  January 1, 2007 at 1:21 am

    My Wife loved this one too.
    Great!

    Reply
  • 2. followtheshadow  |  January 2, 2007 at 10:56 am

    oh thanks

    Reply
  • 3. Bala  |  January 2, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    One more word you havent listed, thats the main word I guess.

    SORRY:
    Which means, I will do or be like this only, you gota change😉

    Reply
  • 4. followtheshadow  |  January 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    oh wow !
    You seem to know more😉

    Reply
  • 5. Bala  |  January 4, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    experience😉 lol

    Reply

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