Relax and take a short commercial break
After the major downfall of Ajith’s tirupathi by its
director..per ..per ..perarasu….he was thinking who could he terminate next
and ..yes….he got our captain and that’s the evolution of a legendary
universal(tamil) film “DHARMAPURI”…
Precautionary steps to watch this film:
1.Four pieces of cotton…(2 to keep in ears…and the rest 2 will be kept
in our noses after we watch the film fully)
2. zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.
3. itch guard (b’cos paadhi padam paarthu namaku udambellam
Captain Vijaykanth(3/4 screen…),Heroine-achacho paavam(not even 4
scenes including songs),comedy..all scenes where captain comes becomes
comedy to the core.
All other vetti actors(donno what they do ½ time).
Moments of the film:
1.Captain’s intro:—– NO ever Indian..oops..hollywood film could ever
try such imagination to project his hero to this level as perarasu
does.(u deserve an applause..).while all his partymen,first bench fans,wait
for his entry in screen..there comes captain to save a minister’s girl
from a rowdy in rameswaram..rowdy threatens everyone including
policemen nearby with his gun and no one goes near him(obvious..)Captain looks
at him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns him 3 times(Indian
cinema rule..not more than 3) and then shoots at him..the bullet hits
vijaykanth’s chest…and reflects back and hits the rowdy’s chest and kills
him…Please wait…don’t get astonished.then he takes out the “archani
plate”he hids in his shirt(what a archanai thattu..if u can get for 10 rs.it
acts as bullet proof and cd save ur life).
Advice to all military forces:please dismantle all ur bullet proof
shields and get archanai thattu’s for them. cost cutting one.
2.most of the film people are doing silly things and no body including
captain doesn’t understands why they r doing such thing.if time permits
captain gets his costume change and start performing exercises..iam
sorry..dances.. and 30 to 40 dancers surround him and shout”neenga thaan
nallavar, neenga thaan vallavar, neenga naaliku CM, morningna
AM,eveningna PM”…happa horrible torture and where on earth his costumes are
picked up…fluorescent coloured shirt specially and he makes to a point that
in all scenes including his duet or romantic scene his party’s “flaming
torch”symbol is projected well.And a grand make up like rajkiran with a
big crown on his head and sandal on his body(weak hearted people pls
omit the scene)
3. Half the film is like assembly meetings and virudhachalam campaign
speeches.and everybody including the villain praises him .
“naan adangi poravan illai adakitu poravan”
“ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani aala thaan irupaar”
“ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavangalukku etcharikai”
ivar naadodi illai….naadodi mannan”..
When u atleast have the peace that the director Perarasu didn’t act in
this film as he did in tirupathi….after interval even that dream goes
crashed..oops.here we have his entry as “Speed”lawyer perarasu.he comes
and says”naan porandha edam sivakasi, valarandha idam tirupachi, pona
idam tirupathi,ipo nikaradhu dharmapuri”innum neraya idam poven….(oh god
we are done for…mokkanayakanur,paanaampati,paradesipalayam..lots to
come ). Soon he will become best competitor of T rajendhar.
Note:- don’t miss the scene where captain hits 50 men in a row with a
single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves couldn’t get it right. And
also the scene where captain blasts 1000 figure bombs(kanni vedi.he..he)
with his small remote control which we use for MP3 players in
Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn’t see the climax, I came away ½ hr before
climax as I was in a mood to hit my head somewhere and cry badly seeing
Last but not least “Dharma puri”—poisonous pani puri. Die another
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